Most Embarrasing Birthday Gift

Hi, Doc Music here and i'm here to ask you...What's the most embarrasing, wacky, unusual and just plain stupid gift you've ever gotten for your birthday or christmas? I'll tell you what mine is. Last year Zara who is a school friend of mine gave me the most embarrasing gift ever- it was one of the girly beauty kits with perfume and stuff in it. It was disgusting, utterly disgusting. I didn't know what to think, but I think that she must have been pretty stupid to give me a gift like that. I mean, who wants to look like a hooker and smell like a fruit salad anyway? I sure don't. And between you and me- I don't even wear perfume or makeup for that matter. I'm happy just the way I am thank you very much and do not need makeup. And besides I don't think I even want to wear that kind of girly makeup anyway because I fear that it would make me look like that gold-digging hammy snobbish cold hearted reptile the late Anna Nicole Smith (who I hated immensly, on a humourous side note, once I when was watching her loathesome show on E! I said that I hated her soooooo much and that I hoped that she'd drop dead oneday. On Februrary the 7th 2007 she actually DID pass away and my prayers (as well as my dad's and everyone's elses) were answered. I was so happy that she kicked the bucket, it served her right. I do not need makeup, I am happy with the way I look and there's nothing that can change that. So I returned the embarrasing gift back to Zara who then got offended for no apparent reason and said that she'd never give me another gift again (Apparently it's returning a gift you don't want back to the person who gave it in the first place is "rude") but I don't care about Zara or that stupid gift of hers at all- in fact she gave it to another undeserving sap- her "friend" Sally (who is a rather aggressive, thuggish brute of a girl with anger management issues and a face only a mother could love- I mean she's so ugly she makes Frankenstein look pretty by comparison). And then there's Zara herself- she looks like something that crawled out from the depts of uncanny valley and not to mention shes' a total moron. I quit school earlier this year and i'm glad. Now I can spend more time on my "projects". Now that i've turned you what my most embarrasing gift was....what's yours?

Introduction

Hi, i'm Nathan Forester but everyone calls me Dr Music. I'm an evil genius and a werejohncandy, I come from New York and I come from a long line of evil villain types. Each member of my family has a "monster" gene that gives them supernatural powers. My interests include art, poetry, comedy, science fiction, comics, movies, tv, and animation. Me and my brother Tobias aka Dr Critic run our own animation company where we work on Flash cartoons. Our recent ones include Millitary Koalas, Blues Brothers Adventures, and George Lucas Academy. My favourite film genres are animation, comedy, fantasy, sci fi, and horror and I love Star Wars and all things John Candy related. I'm also a huge fan of Jay Leno- always have been since 1972 and I dedicate my whole life to him. Earlier this year I starred in a stage production about him titled Leno, I played Jay who is the title role. I'm quite a good actor and singer. My Star Wars rpg character is a hutt by the way. My favourite Star Wars character is Jabba The Hutt. My favourite comedians are Chris Farley, John Belushi, Jack Black, John Candy, Rodney Dangerfield, Ben Stiller, Jay Leno, Rowan Atkinson and Jerry Seinfeld. My favourite actors include Jack Nicholson and Tim Curry. My favourite superhero is The Crimson Chin. My birthday is on the tenth of december and I adore animals- especially koalas and pandas. I'm quite the comedian too, i'm an insult comic. An insult comic is a comedian who rants and does other stuff like that- I use it all as part of my act. Although it may seem like that when i'm doing my routines- I'm actually quite a nice person off stage. My hobbies include reading comics, playing computer games and studying martial arts. I know many different languages including some from Star Wars- i'm fluent in English and Huttese. I studied at Malaria's Mad Science University for Mad Scientists. I'm quite smart and happen to be very techno-savvy. I'll be looking forward to sharing my stories of interest wih you all.

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

Hi, Doc Music here. You know what really grinds my gears? The people at sites like Amiright. I've been banned from many a forum for absolutely no reason at all. And a while ago I got banned from song parody site Amiright by their webmaster ChuckyG. What's up with that? The people on that site are all like totally elist and care about nothing except themselves. And what kind of name is ChuckyG anyway? Like what is he...a distant cousin of Ali G or something? And also what's the deal with Agrimorfee? What kind of dumb name is that anyway? Sounds like the guy was either watching a Harry Potter film or reading a book on Greek mythology at the time he came up with it. And what's the deal with Red Ant? Why does he insist on having that name? What, does he have some kind of bizzare insect fetish or something? Amiright stinks, and i'll tell you why it stinks. Nobody appreciated my work. I was the butt monkey of everyone's jokes! The site really let itself go with all those lame political parodies about Bush, Obama, Mcain and so on- I hate political humour in general and let me tell ya something..I do not give a damm about politicians in general- quite frankly they sicken me, and do you know why? Because politicans are known for being double-crossing, two-faced backstabbing liars and resort to using blackmail and other ways to cheat just to win an electiion. I mean they make up a bunch of bogus promises and then they betray you and stab you in the back. I'd make a much better politican than any of those bozos, why..if I was a politican, I would be a good, caring, honest politician who actually CARES about people's issues instead of a clueless, idiotic one that attacks a country that has not done anything wrong. Another thing that grinds my gears about Amiright is a certain song written by someone named Annie Are You Okay- the song is a parody of Luca by Suzzane Vega, it is titled Leno and it's "supposedly" about Jay Leno and was "supposed to be" funny, I read it and I can assure you that it was not in the least bit amusing- it was very creepy and depressing. And that's what grinds my gears.

Weremoose's website

Sometimes when i'm on the web I visit this site that belongs to this guy named Lance Halloway aka Weremoose. It's a brilliant site. I love all the transformation pictures he does of himself turning into characters like a ninja turtle. I highly reccomend that you visit it sometime. It's really really good. I'd love to see one of him turning into Jabba The Hutt (or any Hutt in general to be exact). I love transformation sites like that. He should update that site more often because it is so great. It's such a great site.